BORGMANIAN RHAPSODY

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a cube's insides

No escape from calamity

Put in your eyes

Dress up in disguise and flee

I'm just a poor Borg

I need some circuitry

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A little polish and I'll glow

Anywhere the cube goes

It doesn't really matter....to me

Toooo WE

Oh no, did we explode again?

Put the sleep command in our heads

Blew us up while in our beds

Oh well, Life just must go on

So I guess we'll pick through what they've thrown away

C'mon, .....didn't mean to steal that guy

If he's not back with us this time tomorrow

He'll be gone, he'll be gone

I guess it doesn't really matter

This is great

My power's on

Sends shivers down my spine

The party's going all the time

Good grief, everybody

I've got to know

Was the junk food left behind? Now, tell the truth.

C'mon (anywhere the cube goes)

I just wanna fly

I sometimes wish we'd never had stopped at all

Dum dum dum dum

I see a little silhouette of a man

Locutus! Locutus! Can we make your head glow?

Photon blast of lightning

Very very frightening

EEEK! Grab your bagels! Grab your bagels!

Grab your bagels and let's go!

Let's just gooooooo......

We're just a poor borg

Nobody likes we

struggling through life like a monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will they let us go?

(They will not! NO! They will not let us go! (repeat))

Oh, grab a pizza. Grab a pizza. Grab a pizza and let's go.

The Federation has a wormhole set aside for we, for we,

For WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........

Heavy guitar stuff>

So they think they can stop us and swat us like flies!

So they think they can bombard us and leave us behind!

Oh, Feddies. Won't you listen to us, Feddies?

We're just trying to get out

We're just trying to get right out of here

(more heavy guitar stuff.....then REALLY sad music)

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Nothing really matters

As long as we party

Nothing really matter, nothing really matters...to weeee...

(sniffle)......anywhere the cube goes........ (GONG!)